This from the Daily Mail:
For years Elvis Presley’s death has been the subject of ever more far-fetched conspiracy theories.
But it seems that the real mystery may have been missed – the cause of his death.
Rather than an irregular heartbeat, as had previously been reported, his personal doctor has revealed Elvis died of chronic constipation….
According to Dr Nichopoulos, the autopsy found Elvis’s colon to be five to six inches in diameter, compared to an average of two to three inches. And rather than the standard four to five feet long, Elvis’s colon was eight to nine feet.
We always knew Good Elvis was full of sh*t. Luckily that condition doesn’t run in the family. See, it pays to be Evil.